June 2012
nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
...
You know what's kind of beautiful?
timorleste:
In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”
You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function, without you.
May 2012
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Mum: Why are you crying?
Me: Oh, a TV show.
Me: Oh, a book.
Me: Oh, a movie.
Me: Oh, a fandom.
Me: Oh, a tumblr post.
Me: Oh, a song.
Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?
Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.
“I wrote a book once. It was a triffic book. It was nearly eight pages long. It...”
– Adam Young (Good Omens)
wolfxdog:
shirtless men
imaslothmoo:
I love how half of Europe hates Eurovision yet they still watch it every year omg.
liveindenver:
on the outside i might look like an asshole but inside i am still an asshole
Watchahaze:
themanlyartofbartitsu:
rosiebeck:
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
asdfghjkl
I’M THE ONLY ONE ON THE TRAIN UHHHH~
I love John's "Sherlock, what the FUCK?" faces.
lindsay-believes:
sonder
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the unsettling realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know...
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
knackeredwriter:
effyeahchampomix:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE...
April 2012
liripot:
you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and...
I’m in a group video chat with 4 others - Click to watch or join: http://tinychat.com/geothebio
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the French number...
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
ricksanscrotum:
do you ever kind of think about how weird life is like wow how strange is that we’re alive right now it’s so cool and it makes no sense and then you stare at your hands and laugh because wtf hands
March 2012
jammyleg:
hangednothung:
ne-yo:
Swagger
Je swagge Tu swagges Il swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils swaggent
J’ai swaggé
Je swaggerais
Je vais swagger/Je swaggerai
Que j’eusse swaggé
